[User Formerly Known as Dave Posted Jul 28th 2009 1:46PM]

The employees will be known as "smarties", and you can have your Zune repaired at the Smartie Pub.

[zephxiii Posted Jul 29th 2009 7:01AM]

I would prefer SmartAsses.

[crawdad689 (Unverified) Posted Jul 28th 2009 1:59PM]

Nope.

If you look closer in that first pic, you can see it's actually the GURU BAR.

lmfao!!!!!!

On a side note, I do actually think this is the right move for M$

[User Formerly Known as Dave Posted Jul 28th 2009 2:10PM]

Wow. I missed that!

I agree that it's not a bad move--but I really hope they don't call it the Guru Bar. They'd have been better off with "Smartie Pub"!

[Quix (Unverified) Posted Jul 28th 2009 2:11PM]

"The Guru Bar *clearly* isn't a copy of the Genius Bar. Besides, Guru has 4 letters, Genius has 6. And it's not like Apple was the first company ever to have a customer service counter. Man I hate Apple fanboys. Apple sucks. Oh, my mom is going to host my 40th birthday party at the Microsoft Store. And Steve Ballmer excites me in disturbing ways. That is all." - the Apple-Hating Microsoft-Slobbering Engadget Commenter Winbot Horde

[ArhcAngel Posted Jul 28th 2009 2:14PM]

and after a stint at the pub you can go up to your buddy and Squirt®.

[Snow Leopard Posted Jul 28th 2009 3:38PM]

Or they could just call them metaminds.

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/7/20/

[Decoy Posted Jul 28th 2009 10:22PM]

Don't you know Zunes fix themselves? The only bug they've ever had was gone within 24h!

I guess they're not as hot as all those iPods that started FIRES.

[Cameage Posted Jul 30th 2009 6:55AM]

Pubs are fun. Bars are depressing.