Caption Contest: Waterproof BlackBerry Storm doubles as flotation device

Following hot on the heels of a similar outing from Samsung, it seems that RIM's finally wading into the oversized novelty smart phone market.
Josh T: "Even at that size, the Storm was still difficult to type on."
Tim: "HELLO? WHAT? NO I'M IN A SWIMMING POOL. YEAH, IT'S RUBBISH."
Darren: "Clickable touchscreen, huh? Riiiiiight."
Jacob: "I never thought the Storm could've been such a lifesaver."
Laura: "I'm not sure this is what people meant when they said RIM should try to make a BlackBerry that appeals to younger people."
Joe: "Looks like it's time to try out that 'rice bowl' trick."
Ross: "It's pretty rude of him to sit on those text messages all day."
Don: "Gotta watch out for those deep end roaming charges."
Nilay: "A U2 backstage pass is not what it used to be."
Chris: "Analysts say that the Storm's price is inflated and RIM's touchscreen support is still in its infancy."
Josh T: "Even at that size, the Storm was still difficult to type on."
Tim: "HELLO? WHAT? NO I'M IN A SWIMMING POOL. YEAH, IT'S RUBBISH."
Darren: "Clickable touchscreen, huh? Riiiiiight."
Jacob: "I never thought the Storm could've been such a lifesaver."
Laura: "I'm not sure this is what people meant when they said RIM should try to make a BlackBerry that appeals to younger people."
Joe: "Looks like it's time to try out that 'rice bowl' trick."
Ross: "It's pretty rude of him to sit on those text messages all day."
Don: "Gotta watch out for those deep end roaming charges."
Nilay: "A U2 backstage pass is not what it used to be."
Chris: "Analysts say that the Storm's price is inflated and RIM's touchscreen support is still in its infancy."

















"Honey! I shrunk the kid!"
Its an iPhloat killer
An iPhloat killer.
I threw my Blackberry Storm into a pool too. It's dead, but somehow works better now...
"Hello, can you hear now?"
Boats n hoes.. boats n hoes!
IM ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE IM SAILIN' ON A BOAT!!
The smart phone waters are by no means child's play
"Yo, You know where am at!"
Obama's blackberry.
"Rim's mobiles stays afloat regardless of iphones market shares"
awesome a 21st century re-make of "big" with tom hanks and robert loggia pounding out texts on a storm
one phone companies trash is another kids.... floaty?
This GPS is whack! I wanted Yosemite, not the Fountain of Youth!
Anxious to leapfrog it's touch-screen competitors, RIM launches it's new Full-Body interface.
it's a G.I. Joe Blackberry product placement (subtle)....Go Joe?
SHIT FLOATS
simple, but to the point... +1 to you sir.
Thanks Ollie.
Is this app available on the iPhone?
i always knew blackberrys were full of hot air...
"My other boat is an iPhone..."
But mom, all the other kids in the pool have an iphone!
Honey... I shrunk our kid. Wait no I blew up the blackberry. This is getting to confusing, all I know is I am in trouble.
@zpower, probably the funniest caption ive ever seen on a cation contest
RIM
Ridiculous
Inflatable
Monstrosity
"Quick, before the Storm hits..."
The Blackberry Storm: now with Waddle-Fi.
It's a Storm, get out of the pool!
Check out the new Blackberry Curve 99,000
Features:
* Quad HD 2160p 3840x2160 resolution
*400,000,000,000 to 1 contrast ratio
*5G Ultra Super Band Radio
*Ruggedized and Waterproof up to 1ft
*Enhanced battery for 1 hour talk time 3 hours standby
"GET OUT OF THE WATER iJ! THERE'S A STORM OUT THERE!"
Riding The Storm Out
Micheal Phelps eat your heart out !!
I love the trigger happy TV reference.
RIM made the impossible for the Storm 2 to float instead of sink this time.
Tiny inmate afloat a buoyant mobile device, escapes Alcatraz.
Oddly enough, it gets worse reception while not submerged in water.
"Can you hear me now? Damn."
"Hi, daddy, just calling to ask where you parked the boat. Call me when your iPhone gets reception."
Its the CALM before the STORM
or the 'Palm'!
"Caution: exposing your Blackberry Storm to water may result in dramatic expansion, and void your warranty"
You could make a pretty good WaterSlide from a pearl flip!
Step aside Blackberry Storm, this is the late summer debut of the Blackberry Typhoon!
Oh No! Verizon is billing me by the wave for this feature.
Blackberry storm, now with more child porn!
You know, if this was a giant iPhone there would be an app to let you know when to flip over.
Or
'MOM! My bluetooth shark ran out of batteries, will you use the net and scoop it up from the bottom?'
Any port on a Storm...
After escaping prison she decided it was time to jailbreak her storm
The air mattress for the rugged business man! *Now doubles as a floation device!