Caption Contest: Waterproof BlackBerry Storm doubles as flotation device

Following hot on the heels of a similar outing from Samsung, it seems that RIM's finally wading into the oversized novelty smart phone market.
Josh T: "Even at that size, the Storm was still difficult to type on."
Tim: "HELLO? WHAT? NO I'M IN A SWIMMING POOL. YEAH, IT'S RUBBISH."
Darren: "Clickable touchscreen, huh? Riiiiiight."
Jacob: "I never thought the Storm could've been such a lifesaver."
Laura: "I'm not sure this is what people meant when they said RIM should try to make a BlackBerry that appeals to younger people."
Joe: "Looks like it's time to try out that 'rice bowl' trick."
Ross: "It's pretty rude of him to sit on those text messages all day."
Don: "Gotta watch out for those deep end roaming charges."
Nilay: "A U2 backstage pass is not what it used to be."
Chris: "Analysts say that the Storm's price is inflated and RIM's touchscreen support is still in its infancy."
Josh T: "Even at that size, the Storm was still difficult to type on."
Tim: "HELLO? WHAT? NO I'M IN A SWIMMING POOL. YEAH, IT'S RUBBISH."
Darren: "Clickable touchscreen, huh? Riiiiiight."
Jacob: "I never thought the Storm could've been such a lifesaver."
Laura: "I'm not sure this is what people meant when they said RIM should try to make a BlackBerry that appeals to younger people."
Joe: "Looks like it's time to try out that 'rice bowl' trick."
Ross: "It's pretty rude of him to sit on those text messages all day."
Don: "Gotta watch out for those deep end roaming charges."
Nilay: "A U2 backstage pass is not what it used to be."
Chris: "Analysts say that the Storm's price is inflated and RIM's touchscreen support is still in its infancy."





















I believe the next gen, err I mean, the Children are the Future...~WhitneyHouston-ish
YEAH, IT'S RUBBISH!!!
Right now, a team of programmers somewhere are rushing around the clock to create an iPhone flotation app.
Look what I am doing... Fuxk blackberry.
finally my storm is good for something
Crushed Blackberry reveals only water, no juice.
When I ordered a lifesize Storm, this is not what I meant. Where's my inflatable Halle Berry with white hair!?
Hello? Mommy? did you say a Storm is coming or a stork is coming? No No I'm riding the storm now so when is the stork coming with my new synchronized swimming partner?
Headline: World's smallest Kid attempts to use new Blackberry. Film at 11.
"Now with a very small baby attached"
I hate people who take pictures of kids on their phone.
After leaving the screen-lock turned off all day, little Suzy has butt-dialed her entire contacts lists.
See look, I'm better than iPhone, I float.
WILSON!
"I'm not a Mac user, but I still can't seem to get my Blackberry to sink"
Any port on a Storm
Isn't it supposed to be the Old Man and the Sea?
It isn't exactly the perfect Storm, because it didn't kill Mark Wahlberg, but it did save a little girl. The good Storm giveth, and the good Storm taketh away.