BOSS eBand Audio Player lets you rock along to its tinny accompaniment

Are you sick of the guitar player in your life anachronistically asking you to reset the needle on their turntable so they can rock out to the Electric Light Orchestra? Maybe the eBand JS-8 from BOSS will shut them up. The unit (which doesn't float in the air casting reflections upon jeans, as the horrible Photoshop above might suggest) can play tracks off of a USB stick or SD card, with the ability to change the pitch and tempo of songs, as well as some audio engineering magic to kill the guitar or vocal parts. They can then plug your guitar in and rock out over the built-in speakers, and tap record to immortalize their roughly hewn pentatonic scales up against the backing tracks. It's sort of a less-portable version of Tascam's MP-GT1 DAP, and perfect for the guitar player who doesn't have everything.

[Sanskrit Posted Dec 3rd 2009 3:39PM]

That crappy shop job just makes me wish they had an IQ requirement to use any photo manipulation software.

[Jorvay Posted Dec 3rd 2009 4:24PM]

@Sanskrit

Dear god! They've invented hovering stands for products that look like their own partial reflections!

[Michael Scrip Posted Dec 3rd 2009 4:18PM]

I thought it said BOSE at first...

[iA Posted Dec 3rd 2009 4:39PM]

"BOSS eBand Audio Player lets you rock along...LIKE A BOSS!"
Fixed the title for you.

[Sparky420 Posted Dec 3rd 2009 6:34PM]

my god.

this thing is hideous.

someone call a doctor.!.

[Bosco Posted Dec 3rd 2009 6:35PM]

Bomb the Russians, like a BOSS!

[tejacavalera Posted Dec 3rd 2009 8:03PM]

price??

[One Love Posted Dec 3rd 2009 10:30PM]

Is this KOSS in disguise?