Barbie's Samsung X170 thin-and-light is her only part made to scale
As long as we're corrupting our daughters with an improbable baseline for bodily perfection, we might as well extend that reach to portable computing, right? Meet the Samsung X-series Barbie Special Edition with Intel Core 2 Duo CULV proc, 4GB of memory, 500GB disk, and scads of Barbie-branded trinkets and bloatware. The ultimate irony here is that the X170 is one of the least attractive and chubbiest thin-and-light devices we've ever seen. But hey, if you're lucky maybe it'll ship with a free copy of Cosmo to complete the cycle.























Those damn laptops are blocking my view. Especially the pink one.
@LordFarkward Perv!
@QUiTOS
who are the pervs? the ones ogling the possibly underage chicks or the ones who put them up in skimpy barbie dresses to pose for the world?
@futurerheza http://en.akihabaranews.com/45831/laptops/a-barbie-x170-core-2-duo-notebook-seriously-samsung
@LordFarkward
Nah there isn't anything interesting behind the pink laptop, you can see in the mirror that the girl is in very modest proportions.
Also, does the other one have some kind of growth on her cheek? Or is that something to do with my screen.
@InTheRye @HawtDawg @QUiTOS
Quit your whining, the chicks are gorgeous.
@LordFarkward
:( after thoroughly analyzing the picture, I'm sad to say the mirror is showing her wearing a top..
i'm sorry for our loss.
@InTheRye why do honkeys always think that mid-20s asian girls are jailbait?
@InTheRye
first, they're not underage
second, its not a crime to be straight
third, the girls are there for one reason and one reason only
fourth, an adult would see the girls and not even bother to comment on it, yea, they're cute, sure, whatever. they're chicks, whatd you expect?
Lastly, the laptops are also totally boring, and smothered in some 1980s branding, which is cheesy and weird. There's nothing the girls can do about that, so their just doing their jobs.
I realize there are alot of young guys on here, so the fart jokes and toilet humor is expected. Most of the kids on this board haven't even hit puberty.
@HawtDawg I think that the image on the wall isn't a reflection but in fact a photograph of the scene before the girl took off her dress and is now naked behind the laptop.
Evidence for this conclusion: leg at the bottom right is showing but dress shows on the wall
Evidence against: top of dress showing behind laptop but that could be a bra or a shadow of some sort
If I believe it strongly enough, she's naked and it's better for everyone.
@LordFarkward : Really barbie? That skirt is really short. :|
Hahah, Cosmo? Burn..
Another gimmicky attempt at generating sales I suppose.
I love Thomas Ricker
just need to throw in a copy of android and you've completed the final stage of real ultimate irony!
what is this I don't even
Influencing more kids into what the netz have to offer! (porn) Good job guys!
what laptop?
You mean made to 1:1 scale
@JeremyBenthem
or it could just be a 7ft "laptop"
Wow those 2 girls are hotter than Barbie is.
Samsung your are doing something right with the girl on the right, keep hiring girl like that and I might consider buying your notebook.
Jesus, that watermark makes it look like the girl on the left has some horrifying skin affliction all over her right cheek.
First of all, these girls are totally underage. For shame that they put them in those types of poses with their mouths partly open. Second of all, barbie is getting sluttier every year. I mean look at that dress, you can almost see her anatomically incorrect cooch.
The on one the left is a dude. Seriously. There is a blog that exposes some of these tech-models as post-op trannies. They show before and after shots of many of these "girls"
At least the models aren't one of the least attractive and chubbiest thin-and-light devices we have ever seen
bloatware to us, is the perfect computer to an 11yr old.
But will it feature a miniaturized screencapture of someone playing Crysis?