Forever White Headset plays music to your ears while bleaching your teeth

This one took us a while to figure out, but here's the deal: you apply a hydrogen peroxide gel to your teeth, use the included cheek retractors (we're not kidding) to stretch out into a horrifying smile, and let the blue LEDs activate the gel's superpowers. To fill the one-hour treatment time with something other than thinking about where your vanity has led you, the kit also comes with "a real, high-quality MUSIC HEADSET" (aka headphones) that you can hook up to an MP3 player. The wholesale site even advertises "terrific high-profit margins," which we reckon might be the truest thing about this product.

[Slappy Wag Posted May 20th 2010 11:18AM]

Add a wig and you have Ronald McDonald.

[mynameisjay Posted May 20th 2010 11:20AM]

I'd like to dwalk around the mall with one of these things on.

[mynameisjay Posted May 20th 2010 11:21AM]

@mynameisjay dwalk = walk + d

[glennS Posted May 20th 2010 12:21PM]

Great. Now I have a start for my next Halloween costume.

[hemmy Posted May 20th 2010 12:43PM]

Looked like a Hellraiser remake for a sec.

"we have such pearly whites to show you"

[SHFT Posted May 20th 2010 1:26PM]

But you still look like an idiot!

[TheTick247 Posted May 20th 2010 1:55PM]

Bluetooth headphones: You're doing it wrong.

[Latino Primacy Posted May 22nd 2010 1:59AM]

wow... another toy that makes you lose your friends. whats next a dildo with a built in mp3 player?