I work in Buckingham Palace as the her majesty the Queen of England’s personal advisor, this is why I know the following information:
At precisely 08:00 tomorrow, Wednesday the 18th of August, a black car will pull up outside your residence, and a man will step out, with two armed guards.
This man has no name, no identity. All I know is that he carries a box. He walks up and knocks on your door. You open the door and he presents the box, an alluring black velvet, gold trimmed box and leaves without saying a single word.
You open the box with trembling hands. What you see shocks you to your very core.
The most glorious medal, you have ever seen in your life, glimmers with the most amazing glow that any mere mortal has ever layed eyes upon.
On it is engraved “For services thus rendered to the world, and all of mankind, for your tremendous accomplishment of ‘First’. We, the people of the world salute you and are forever in your debt”
Speechless, you fall to your knees and weep, weep with joy, with the tremendous sense of accomplishment you have achieved.
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I work in Buckingham Palace as the her majesty the Queen of England’s personal advisor, this is why I know the following information:
At precisely 08:00 tomorrow, Wednesday the 18th of August, a black car will pull up outside your residence, and a man will step out, with two armed guards.
This man has no name, no identity. All I know is that he carries a box. He walks up and knocks on your door. You open the door and he presents the box, an alluring black velvet, gold trimmed box and leaves without saying a single word.
You open the box with trembling hands. What you see shocks you to your very core.
The most glorious medal, you have ever seen in your life, glimmers with the most amazing glow that any mere mortal has ever layed eyes upon.
On it is engraved “For services thus rendered to the world, and all of mankind, for your tremendous accomplishment of ‘First’. We, the people of the world salute you and are forever in your debt”
Speechless, you fall to your knees and weep, weep with joy, with the tremendous sense of accomplishment you have achieved.
The world, my good Sir, is your oyster.
And you are its pearl….
/descriptive sarcasm
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