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Every so often we come across a product that transcends the boundaries of the term "crapgadget," something these new toilets from Lixil manage pretty handily. The company's got a trio of new loos designed to make doing one's business a downright pleasure. The high-end Satis G promises to utterly disembowel nasty material, with help from Plasmacluster Ion technology and a power drive cleaner. More interesting still is the throne's smartphone compatibility, communicating with the company's My Satis app over Bluetooth to offer up personal settings, usage and associated water and electric bill impact. You can also use the app for the requisite music playback, because no one wants to go in silence.

Crapgadget: Ca-d'oh edition