No escape: how to get cellphone coverage everywhere

If you are absolutely determined to be able to use your cellphone no matter where you are, Altobridge's AM Gateway Platform creates a sort of mini-cellular network that (we're guessing) links up to already existing satellite networks to keep you connected. It costs something like 25 grand, so Altobridge is pitching this to airlines and cruise lines as a way to offer cell service for their customers when in the air or out at sea, and thus bringing us that much closer to the day when there will be NO place on earth where we can go to escape from people yammering away on their cellphones.