The loser detector

Takara, the company behind those infamous housepet translators, the Bowlingual and the Meowlingual, says it was another trick up its sleeve: a gadget called the Damenzu Walker which is, for all intents and purposes, a loser detector that supposedly can tell you how compatible you are with a prospective boyfriend or girlfriend. The Damenzu Walker, which sounds like it's about as scientifically accurate as those pet translators, is supposed to use an artificial intelligence engine (sure) to make predictions based on information you enter about yourself and the object of your affection. All we know is that it's way too easy to make a joke involving a loser detector.

[Thanks, Mike]