Bluetooth for Bluebeard?

Rik Abel has an easy solution to the problem of you looking like a crazy person who's talking to themselves when you walk around making calls on your cellphone with a Bluetooth headset: he wants someone to build a Bluetooth-enabled mechanical parrot with a loudspeaker and microphone that you wear on your shoulder (yes, like Bluebeard the pirate) and then talk to as if you're speaking with the person on the other end of the call. Also solves that frustrating problem we posted about the other day of it being more annoying to hear only one side of a cellphone conversation rather than just two people talking, though we doubt that any sort of mechanical parrot could have talked that guy in Japan out of punching that girl on the subway. You can't reason with people like that.

[Via Blueserker]