Coin-op drunk test

The words coin-operated and breathalyzer really shouldn't go together, but we guess some bars just can't help themselves. Breathalyzer.net is selling the CA-5000 Coin Operated Breathalyzer which collects your quarters (can be set to collect from 1 to 8) for a chance to see how sauced you really are. Maybe if you can get the quarters in the slot then you're OK, and hopefully they've got some kind of disposable straw so you're not swapping spit with the entire bar. Regular price $1,395.