Nail salons worldwide tremble

By Ryan Block

How long we've all been waiting for this: Imaginail has finally brought fingernails into the computer age (we get the feeling this kind of concept might been introduced in the World's Fair about 60 years ago).  Directions:
1) a "nail tech" (we really hope it is a chimpanzee with bright red lipstick and a diaper) preps nails with pre-coat.  2) insert hand into machine (we've never encouraged inserting hands into machines before, and we're not sure if we'd want to start now). 3) select pattern or design. 4) ... 5) PROFIT!  Yes, while the possibilities are endless, we are sure dignity and style have certainly come to an end (we also encourage you to note the URL for their job listings:
http://imaginail.com/ConJobs.asp).  

[Thanks, TheZodiac]

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