The ultimate iPod mini

By Peter Rojas

We're not sure whether he was just trying to shut up all the haters on some Japanese message board complaining about all the features the iPod mini doesn't have, or just trying to show off his Photoshop chops, but some dude in Japan designed the ultimate iPod mini with every single thing they were asking for, including:

  • AM radio

  • FM (stereo)

  • TV audio

  • Blood pressure monitor

  • Thermometer

  • Pedometer

  • Mobile phone

  • Heart rate monitor

  • GPS

  • Size cut in half

  • ogg

  • 2-channel browser

  • Artificial vagina

  • Anti-theft alarm

  • Can opener

  • Internal FM transmitter

  • Remote control as standard

  • MS Office

  • Mirror

  • Flashlight

  • Illustrator, Photoshop

  • Fingernail clipper

  • HDD-expansion interface (HDI-30 connector)

  • CD player

  • Air freshener

  • Razor

No WiFi? We're not interested.

[Thanks, Kenny]

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