The Digital Scrolling Name Tag Badge

What's could be more fun than wearing a name tag wherever you go?
Why, a Digital Scrolling Name Tag Badge, that's what. Then you can not only be on first-name basis with your fellow passersby, but you can also program any fun-filled neon scrolling message you choose. And the additional Key Chain Remote Programmer lets you switch at will between 4 different messages. Start with "Hi I'm Bob," and click through various conversation-starters like "You've got real pretty hair," and "Your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night."

[Via TRFJ]