Samsung's YP-ST5 MP3 player is still too little for our stumpy man hands

We told you before about Samsung's YP-T5, the "world's smallest MP3 player" (which it was for all of five seconds)—it appears they've finally gotten around to updating the thing with a new model, the YP-ST5, which comes in both 128MB and 256MB versions. It ups the battery life by 12 hours (so now you can get up to 20 hours of playback time), features USB 2.0 for file transfer, and support for the Ogg Vorbis audio format (so you can stick it to the man). So where are the bigger sizes?  And they still haven't figured out how to keep you from losing the thing in under the seat of your car or in your couch cushions.