SyncITBaby not suitable for children
It may not be the first auto-syncing USB drive, and it may not be
the best, but the site pimping the SyncITBaby software/drive combo does feature a hysterical promotional video with all the trappings of bad porn (and of course an
incredibly accurate representation of a nerd). Oh, it's also got "military-level encryption" (i.e. probably a kludged implementation of ROT13), automatic backups, and biometric authentication—the 256MB version is yours for only
$220. Would an out of work porn star reading off of a cue card lie to you?