God is probably NOT telling you to kill people via text message

So a Swedish pastor from some fringe Lutheran sect was just sentenced to life in prison for using anonymous text messages that he said were from God to convince his nanny/lover (pictured at right) to murder his wife and attempt to kill the husband of his other mistress. Police determined that the text messages were in fact not divinely sourced, tracing them back to the pastor rather easily. Dude, we'd heard Sweden was crazy!

[Via SmartMobs]