We'll call it the Alienware DHD

30-inch LCD HDTV? Check. Integrated Media Center 2004 PC? Check. Alienware brand? Check. Options up to a 3.4GHz Pentium 4, ATI Radeon X800 XT Platinum Edition with 256MB GDDR3 RAM, 12x DVD±R/RW drive, and Dolby Digital 5.1? Check.
In a few years when all the hardware on this thing is out of date, it's going to seem like a bad investment for all those peeps who dropped 6½ to 8 dimes on it? Check.