The Boardbug Baby and Child Monitor

We're thinking that if you're going to use one of those weird kid monitoring devices, then at least matching baby/parent hip space-age watches are the way to go. London-based Boardbug makes baby/parent paired watches (because really, what's cooler than matching with mom before you're old enough to know any better?) so the parents gets constant kid-updates like "Toddler OK", along with the ability to set feeding time alarms. And they tell time, to boot. The baby-model has sound and temperature monitoring and a toddler-model has the virtual electrified-fence-style playzone. Seriously, we're not even joking (yes we are).

[Via Shiny Shiny]