Madden 2006! Pre-Order today!

That's right, Gamestop is already taking orders for next year's inevitable return.  And yes, it's still $49.99.  I almost wish, well, I won't say it... oh heck, why not...  I mean what is something truly crazy happens, like Mr. Madden himself goes on some binge-induced killing spree.  What would these guys do then?  You get what I'm saying here.  Something is wrong with selling a game that doesn't exist.  Well,
perhaps I'm wrong.  Madden 2006 does exist.  It's just called Madden 2005, and all EA's got to do is get some
"talented" programmer to change some names and numbers and maybe add some slick, new feature like create-a-sucker.  Seriously, by the time we die, some of us are going to end of spending thousands of dollars on the same game.