The AK Rocker: all-terrain rocking chair

What will they come up with next, you ask?  Well, you're looking at it. Yes, it's a giant car seat that rocks, and of course, it's designed with the gamer in mind. Heck, it's even got "Grip-Zone teeth for gripping the ground on sand, snow or dirt." We may be missing something, but what do rocking chairs and videogames have in common? And who plays their games in the snow??? Why AK Rocker, why?