Be a bad host with the Rolling Coaster
We know it's all in good fun (and we're not going to claim being above the possibility of using the Roller Coaster or the occasional well-placed whoopie cushion) but use some level discretion; you don't want all that tepid ugly just-beneath-the-surface family drama bursting out in front of the Mr. and Mrs. Wilson next door because your motorized coaster almost drove somebody's glass off the table. Ah hell, who are they to judge? We say do what you please.
[Via TRFJ]