Dior Eyes have it, or: Dior Eyes were watching God

We're by no means going to defend our reputations as fashion whores, and whereas a
Miu Miu robot shirt,
Gucci icecube tray, and
Prada toolkit were all well and good enough to grace our site, we're thinking of drawing the line at John Galliano's new Dior Eyes contacts. The lenses come in couture (silver box with a sliding case and mirror for $140 US) or ready-to-wear (basic silver box for $95) versions, and apparently they leave your eye tint intact, but create a golden or black ring around the iris, and boast the Christian Dior logo.
No word yet on whether or not they have anti-coke-binge sclera protection.

[Via Near Near Future]