Believe it or not, cellphone radiation doesn't make kids smarter

Possibly one the best bits of pseudo-science we've heard in ages, the head of the National Confederation of Parent Teach Associations in the UK claimed that not only is cellphone radiation not dangerous, it even has a beneficial effect in that there is a "heating effect [that] actually improves the neuron transfers between neural pathways, and therefore your thinking ability goes up." Much as we want this to be true (it'd certainly help justify the many hours we've been spending on the cellie lately), turns out that legitimate scienticians were able to debunk this one pretty quickly.