The Advanced Table Module your boss totally isn't going to buy for you

Like most things with simple, real-world-useful features, the ATM (Advanced Table Module), with its easy, rounded edges, cable and acessory slots, integrated power strip, and excess cable collector underneath, can only be bought from a high-end designer furniture company (Vitra in this case) for exhorbitant sums of money ($1,450 in this case). Still,
it can't stop us from lusting, despite its, um, ugliness. And don't you dare spill your coffee on it, you ingrate.

[Via Apartment Therapy]