Nerds embroiled over fate of 27-second jet-pack

Yeah, this happened to us too when we developed a personal jet pack for flying around—our friend's mom who loaned us the money to get it going totally took us to court because we wouldn't give it back, just like what happened with Bradley W. Barker and LW Stanley III. Whatever, water under the bridge. So hey, Brad, take our advice and produce that jetpack for that pretentious ass Thomas Laurence Stanley III and his whiney mom, or you could end up spending a couple months in the slammer like we did. Granted, it was minimum security, but the jetpack just isn't worth it, dude, even if it can fly for 27 seconds like yours can.