Be that guy. DeskSpaceAnyplace will make it possible.

Sure, anyone can be that type-A bizarro with a hardcore work session going on in the corner of the airport terminal, but now DeskSpaceAnything makes it possible to be both incredibly hardcore and borderline insane at the same time. Just pull out your DeskSpaceAnyplace Model 1000, release the telescoping legs, connect it to your rolling luggage, secure it, and voila!  You've got desk space, err, anywhere! You freak.