under(a)wareables, high tech chastity belts

We're not entirely sure what to make of this under(a)wareables business, which might only be closest compared to a high tech chastity belt for the gossip-obsessed. We're kind of grateful these don't actually exist, but then again you wouldn't have to wear where(a)ware, which tracks location and whether it's being worn; when the pants come off
(that's British for knickers, yank!) out goes an SMS text message (see above). Or how about the snap(a)ware or narc(a)ware, unders that take a quick shots of their surroundings as they detect they're being removed, or take samples to make sure you've not had a few too many pints, pills, etc., and so on. One could definitely see the designated driver assigning these out for the night, which is also a bit of an awful thought in itself.

[Via Near Near Future]