Don’t burn baby!

Okay guys, this may seem counterintuitive, but you probably shouldn't be using your laptops on your laps. According to a medical study released today, the high internal operating temperature of the laptop can actually cause infertility, particularly over long-term exposure.

"It is very difficult to predict how long the computer can be used safely... it may not be at all, if the testicular
temperature goes up high within a very short period of time."

— Dr. Yefim Sheynkin, urology professor at the State University of NY at Stony Brook

Yikes! Is the word 'laptop' destined to become an oxymoron? Or is this the next great form of birth control? If every sperm is sacred, you may want to put that Apple Powerbook on a desk. Otherwise, you may not be planting any seeds later in life... (you know I was powerless to stop that pun from happening ;))