Gaming gifts for the filthy rich (like us!)

You know, as Joystiq editors we are really rolling in the dough.  I mean, we are filthy, stinking rich here!  So yesterday, I ordered one of these babies (look right) for the living room.  Pretty cool, huh?

What is it, you ask?  Why it's a Morphis ESP Motion Simulator!  And it feels great now that my pockets are
$300,000 lighter...

Seriously though, check out this article over on the Game Over column.  This junk is just absurd!  Can't we be satisfied with a couple joysticks and a game of Pong (on a modest sized screen)???