Dear Santa, please give us a Samsung Saturn

It kind of creeps us out in some really unnatural way, but damn, how cool would you have been back in the day with a Samsung Saturn? Seriously, it would be like finding the Virgin Mary in your grilled cheese; everyone would constantly come over and check it out and want to play on your Saturn. Anyway, color us ignorant but apparently back in
'96-era Korea, LG licensed the 3DO system (no comment), Hyundai licensed Nintendo's products, and Samsung had not only the Saturn, but also a version of the Master System and the MegaDrive. There are a few notable differences in the system, of course, but our favorite embodies the ages-old Korean rivalry with the Japanese: Samsung didn't bother to add Korean menus to the system, but they made damn sure to remove the Japanese ones.