The golden-ager vs. the obnoxious cellphone user

In all honesty, we totally want the nice older guy to win: a 79 year old Minnesota man busted out the action on an obnoxious patron who was apparently walking around the room shouting obsenities into his phone. What's best, after grabbing at the phone and tugging at it, the older gent just let go all Aikido like (yeah, sure it wasn't intentional), which caused the other guy to go toppling over. Our senior got three months probation for his little confrontation, but mainly he just reminded us that while cellphones are totally awesome, they are also still totally vulnerable to little testy old men's frail prying fingers. So keep those conversations clean and brief out of respect for our elderly, or they'll take you out back with a switch, sonny.