The Stapleless Stapler

If you're too destitute to afford to buy staples (a pack of which'll set you back about 65 cents) you're probably also not reading these words right now, but if you find those little pieces of metal objectionable for other reasons
(which are entirely your own), you might want to drop $5.95 on a Stapleless Stapler, which punches holes in whatever it is you want to staple together and then uses the remaining flaps of paper to bind the pages together.

[Via BoingBoing]