Battery-powered corkscrew

You could just use a old metal corkscrew to open that bottle of Montrachet 1978 (or any other fancy schmancy wine), but then why would you want to if there's a battery-powered version that can save your wrist strength for other activities? We meant playing Halo 2, get your minds out of the gutter. For 30 bones, put it over your wine or bubbly and the unit will completely uncork your bottle with one touch of the button. We think lazy drunks
(redundant?) will be quite pleased, ourselves included.