Jennifer Garner shows her true self in ITMS celebrity playlist?

By Ryan Block

We're not sure if it was Apple or her manager who coaxed her into using such base diction and ineloquence, but we have a hard time believing anyone could be so vacuous as to actually, really, truly caption their ITMS celebrity playlist the way Jennifer Garner did. Maybe she was just really rushed when putting this together? Look, we're really just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt,
here. But please observe the following:

  • Outkast, "The Way You Move": "... it makes me really want to move!"

  • Alicia Keys, "Fallin'": "... and her voice is incredible!!"

  • Gwen Stefani, "What You Waiting For?": "... and the video is awesome."

  • Maroon 5, "This Love": "... and it's a good song to sing along to."

  • Justin Timberlake, "Rock Your Body": "... and I love the beat to this song!"

  • Usher, "Yeah": "and usher is an amazing dancer."

And we are so never watching Alias again. Unless it's like a totally awesome episode!!

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