Is that your cellphone, or are you just happy to see me?

Hard to imagine accidentally leaving behind a $400 gadget at the lunch table, but we're not going to deny that we've found ourselves with a little too little room in the pocket (ahem, no comment) that required our cellphones out and on the table. So what else does an inventor do these days but think of asinine problems and come up with
equally unlikely solutions? Like, say, a design that supercedes all aesthetics to keep your phone bolt upright no matter how hard you try and keep it down? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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