The reviews start coming in for Playboy: The Mansion

I swear I hadn't read the IGN review before I posted
this. They gave Playboy: The Mansion a 6.9 out of 10.
Get it? Get it? 6.9 out of 10.! Get it? 6.9 and Playboy: The Mansion. Get it?

The reviewer doesn't like the lack of variety in the noogie. He wants to see more. That's always been my fear about this game. If you're going to show breasts, won't the guys want to see the undies come off too? The slippery slope of porn games is that you can't satisfy everyone's fetish. Get it? Slippery slope? Get it?