The M Sorter = No more brown M&Ms!
Just when we figured we were finally big enough to follow in Van Halen's mighty footsteps and start forcing the interns to remove all the brown M&Ms by hand, along comes the M Sorter, a gadget that can automatically sort M&Ms (and Skittles!) by color for you. That's all fine and good, but they're really leaving us no choice but to throw a TV out a window or something.
[Via TRFJ]