Vodafone's V603T and V603SH 2G TV phones

At this point, the idea of a Japanese 2G phone is almost sacrilegious to these jealous western ears, but
Vodafone's announced two new handsets, the V603T (Toshiba) and the V603SH (Sharp—get the naming scheme?), the gold one which allows phone-menu traversal via an embedded motion sensor. Oh, and did we mention they both have integrated TV and FM radio tuners? Seriously, those Japanese who get to America and see our sorry phone situation must think we live in the freaking stone age with their low-to-midrange cellphones decked like that.