This Is Why Your Game Magazine Sucks

Bloggers for "These Damned Machines are Killing Me" have come up with a list of reasons why Game Magazines tend to,
well, suck. It's hard to disagree with the second item on their list:

You can't compete with the online gaming sites. You just can't. They release information sooner than you do, they
publish more and better looking screenshots, they have an inherent advantage that you can't even begin to match. Even
your "features" feel like old news.

Don't miss part two, where the writers eviscerate one of the stalwarts of video game publishing, page by page.

What's on your must-read list for game news?