Shenzhen Mars Tech's soccer player

You know a sport is reaching worldwide critical mass when random, unknown Chinese OEMs start making cheapo gadgets themed after it. We're going to try our best to avoid a Shaolin Soccer reference here, and skip straight on to the
"specs" (hey, we're not about to claim this thing really exists): so it's supposed to play back MP3 and WMA, come in sizes up to 1GB, record voices, and, of course, an integrated speaker for that MP3 clip of the announcer screaming
"Gooooaaaal!" until his lungs collapse.

[Via DAPreview]