Critique the New Kid on The Block

I realize this post will open the gates to all kinds of lovely attacks from the internet trolls out there, but I come from an education background where we like to grab up periodic evaluations and obsess about what we can do to make our "interested in class subject matter"
ratings jump from four stars to five. 

The point:  How do you think, gentle readers, I am doing for my first week here at TUAW? Any posts you particular like / hate? Less glib off-the-cuff buffoonery or more? Are there any Apple-related areas you'd like to see me cover more frequently? Please be polite, but I would like (and have the fortitude to withstand) an honest critique.
Cheers!

ps—FYI, the picture to the right is not actually me.