Apple doing a two-button mouse?

You read the headline—AppleInsider says they have several reliable sources who seem pretty damn sure that Apple is going to come out with a two-button wireless optical mouse. We figured Jobs would go to his grave buried in some sort of gigantic one-button coffin, but according to the report, Apple is going to reverse literally decades of stubborness with a two-button mouse that will probably retail for around $69. Why now? Supposedly Apple (well, really Jobs) sees a two-button mouse as critical to attracting lifelong Windows users who are just used to doing that right-click thing
(alerting consumers to the fact that third-party two-button mice usually work just fine with Macs would be a smidge too easy).

[Thanks, Chuck]