Creepy robotic crack babies

No, no, no. Do we need to start a whole category devoted to kids' toys
gone horribly wrong? Teens in the UK are being subjected to these robot babies that behave like infants born to an alcohol and/or drug-addicted mothers. The robots are underweight and, well — look at the thing, for cryin' out loud — pretty downright sickly and scary. These things are supposed to teach kids the dangers of drugs and alcohol but man, after an evening with one of these dolls we'd have to be rollin' up a spliff behind the work shed afterwards just to calm our nerves. Especially since the dolls can't be turned off. Real life, stranger than fiction.

[Via Mike's List]