J-Me's drink-me bottle stop

When we're ready to get soused, we're ready to get soused, you know what we're talkin' about? Of course you do. Forget that clumsy fumbling for glasses during your awkward only-half-drunken nightcap thing—the J-me drink-me bottle stop provides all the gracious, classy, stylish efficiency necessary to ensure you get from zero to sociable in 1.5 glassfuls. Don't forget to sniff the bouquet, bro.