Not Written for the Mac Genius

From time to time you will encounter a problem with your Mac that you won't be able to figure out, and in your time of need Apple's Knowledge Base can be a knight in shining armor who will turn your Mac's frown upside down.

However, some of the KB articles are just a little ridiculous. For example how about this gem from Article 300552 titled, 'My computer won't turn on.' The first step to take is, 'Make sure that the power cord is plugged into a working wall outlet, and that it's properly connected to the power adapter. (To check if the wall socket is working, plug in a lamp or other electrical device.)'

I know this is sound troubleshooting, but it still makes me chuckle, however the funniest article I have run across is article number 86816 entitled, 'How to pick up and carry your iMac G5.' I shall reprint the entire article here because it is just that good:

Don't know how to pick up and carry your iMac G5? It's easy.

Before moving your computer, make sure all cables and cords are disconnected.

Pick up the iMac G5 by grasping both sides of the computer. Carry it to wherever you wish.

What are some of your favorite Knowledge Base articles?