Enough already!

Okay, we get it, it's April Fool's.  But does that mean take the day off?  I mean c'mon, one story is funny, but every story?  (Just check out GameSpot!)

Needless to say, we've been having one heck of a time finding anything real to post.  Trust me, I was so desperate I nearly fell for the Unreal III announcement.  Anyway, knowing how some of the Joystiq faithful can get, we were too afraid to go along with the April Fool's gimmick, and decided instead, we would just, well... i guess... take the day off...  Oh boy, now you all are gonna accuse us of being hypocrites!