Paris gets a new toy

Noooooo! We must beg of whoever is in charge of Paris's rider to stop giving her gadgets, for the love of all things good and holy. If only she didn't have such a way of getting photographed with consumer electronics, we wouldn't have to write about it, you wouldn't have to read about it, and this whole crazy wheel could stop spinning. Oh yes, and write about it we must — believe us, it hurts us more than it hurts you. And now on to the obvious shout out to all those WiFi hackers to get cracking so we can have some
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