Silly Survey Sunday: What's in a name?

Whenever I get a new Mac, one of the first things I do is change the name of Macintosh HD to something with a bit more personality and Laurie A. Duncan's Computer (the network sharing name) to something that more uniquely identifies that particular machine. I used to name my Macs after my unborn children (Zach and Zoe), but once it became clear that I would always have more computers than kids, I ditched that naming scheme. Now I pretty much just pick names based on nothing but whim.

Since I think anthropomorphising computers is cool, I have a burning desire to know... What's your Mac's name? Do you name only the hard drive(s) or do you spend hours deciding on what name you want your Mac known as on your network?  Almost as important – is your Mac male, female, or gender-neutral?